This week on Whiskey n Whine, we're joined by our good friend Luke — proud Mug Club member from Tapphoria, New England homer, and a man who claims he can outdrink his own 9-year-old daughter. (Which… honestly checks out.)

Mike shocks the world by bringing his first topic ever to the podcast: Could our kids keep up with us in a drinking contest? Spoiler: absolutely not. Today's kids are fueled by sugar bombs and dessert-in-a-can "drinks," while our parents' generation was built like industrial machinery. Luke's folks in particular? Straight-up hydraulic systems powered by bourbon.

We build our dream drinking team, discuss how much Pirate's Booty a human child can physically consume, and pitch the genius idea that Whiskey n Whine should sponsor Booze Brian's softball team.

Also: • The suspicious "massage parlor" next to Tapphoria that is definitely not doing Swedish massages. • Mike drunkenly high-fiving a Brandon Roy poster so hard it didn't survive. • Luke roasting Mike for owning every Tapphoria anniversary shirt ever printed. • How Mike accidentally joined the cult of Cleveland Browns fandom.

If you like bourbon, bad decisions, dad energy, and stories from inside the mug club, this episode's your jam.