Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Twilight vs Trixie)

(tell me in the comment who you think won)

Twilight won this one!

Lyrics:

[Trixie]

They call me Trixie!

The master bitch of all magic spells!

You say your name is Twilight Sparkle?

That don't ring any bells!

I've slayed an Ursa Major!

All your feats are just minor!

I'll take you back to school, Twi

And show you who's the best rhymer

I've got crowds from everywhere

They come to see my magic!

My spells are straight electrifying!

I'm dropping gods, it's tragic!

So check yourself, you impudent foal

I'll make you stagger!

By the way, your horn looks kinda limp

Go and take some Viagra!

And while you're at it

Just put the books down, you freaking nerd!

You'd have to read to know how to breathe

You're fucking that absurd!

I thought the books were better than you!

Ed and Bella still got more class!

So just take a pass

Cause if you keep coming

Then Trixie will come beat your ass!

[Twilight]

Dear Princess Celestia

I learned this today:

Some mares like Trixie talk shit

What else can I say?

To make it worse

They're cocky, always leaving you sweatin'

But when they're talking like a bitch

Then go and teach them a lesson!

You say your spells are great and powerful?

I learned from the best!

You're just a washed up Vegas reject

Who failed her magic test!

I've got a dragon with wits

That are sharper than razors

What kind of friends you got, bitch?

Some smoke machines and some lasers?

Magic is my element

I do not need to be told

Bitch, I was casting stronger magic

When I was just a foal!

You're a fraud!

A bigger chicken than Scootaloo!

I was hoof-chosen by the princess

Now where the fuck does that leave you?

[Trixie]

Hoof-chosen? By a troll?

You're a pretty dense bloke

She probably just chose you

As one of her big fucking jokes!

I'll beat you down, Twi

Make you cry

So best watch what you're startin'!

I'll leave you so stumped

They'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten!

[Twilight]

Now Spike, take a letter

Cause the bitch doesn't know

The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing

When she puts on this show!

Silly mare, tricks are for kids

You fucking failure!

But don't worry, girl

Though you suck, you've still got Snips and Snails