Cometh the hour, drinketh the tea.  Ceylon succours!  Brist to thy mill, my decimo modulo.  Undergunned and outperforated, nudibranches sprout multifariously from the Great Orme's latitudinous valve.  Press thy lips to the slug's salty slime, scrotfurtler, and dance visceral fandangos where the moominfish fair grint.

Listen Now

Crank my ever-yodeling gramophone and slurp forth the delightful drips of:

• Vladimir Djambasov - 33:8
• Kevin Dymond & Mark Shafer - Produce Bag
• Hermanos Guzanos - Dance Like A Geek
• Evan Cantor - Jeff Coat's Couch
• The Cease - Equalizing Distort
• Girls On Fire - Electric Guitar
• Ljubomir Velev - My Aunt Has
• Ken Clinger - Hello

The great overhanging beermat of [email protected] stands ever-vigilant to receive and process your unfortunate wailings.  Forgive them, for they know not what they don't.

Twenty minutes.  No refunds.