In this episode, we fully embrace the truth: we are not winter people, and we are no longer pretending to be. What starts with a wig being thrown away mid-event (along with a family heirloom, RIP) spirals quickly into lemon drop shots, champagne aesthetics, barefoot breakdowns, and a sledding trip that absolutely took us out for five business days.

We cover:

Wearing wigs, losing wigs, and regretting lemon drop shots

Snow sledding for the first time in your 30s (and why Florida people shouldn’t try it)

Why winter hurts our skin, our souls, and our will to live

Dating hot takes: mama’s boys, exes, and situational ethics

Emily in Paris discourse nobody asked for (but you’re getting anyway)

Facebook prayer requests, relationship whiplash, and being unapologetically nosy

Fuck, Kill, Marry: Landman edition

Football victories, emotional moments, and chaotic celebrations

Comfort stalking your friends on Instagram

Motherhood expectations, PTA realities, and sneaking drinks (or not)

This episode is feral, opinionated, heartfelt, ridiculous, and exactly what you’d expect when two people talk long enough without stopping themselves.

Bundle up (emotionally), grab a drink, and press play.