It's Jaydog's birthday, and hopefully he doesn't die of smoke inhalation from all them damned candles in his chocoflan. And what better cumpleaños discussion than one of Eric's favorite topics? We're talking the most confusing, volatile, loyal, sexy, loca creatures on the planet - we're talking Latinas. And unless you're a candidate for Cialis, men can agree that once you have one of these beautiful humans in your corner, your life will never be the same, and even then, vato!

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