Hey slow down wey, for the chotas will pull you over and you talk yourself into a ticket. In this episode, Jaydog's feeling all feisty since he just watched "Blood In, Blood Out." Eric can't stop talking about his chorizo, and la jura is just waiting for both of these tontos to slip up. But don't worry, Jaydog's too slippery, and Eric's too big to be hauling out of the car by his nalgas anyway, so instead, enjoy a tutorial on how to wiggle out of a ticket, vatos. You can thank us later. Who needs that abogado you seen on the freeway billboard when you got Jaydog and Eric in your corner? But we didn't need to tell you that - ya sabes.