Alec proposes a new podcast introduction as written by ChatGPT, a new AI writing tool. The Nuts discuss the implications of AI for college assignments and writing, in general. The Nuts evaluate their weekly viewing, including Andor and Wednesday, which somehow devolves into a discussion of the War of 1812. The Nuts rely on ChatGPT to resolve all conflicts in the episode. A discussion of the new Christmas movie Spirited becomes lively. Finally, the Nuts defeat the AI with a question about current events, and thus save academia.