Chapter 8: Griff finds religion (with Brandie Posey) Near as I can tell, there’s two types of people in this world. Those that know and love Sonic, and those that fucking worship him! Right? Can I say fuck? That’s gonna get this thing flagged, huh? Let me take that again… Look, the line between fandom and religion is thin as hell anyway. It’s modern mythology, y’know? And the internet is like tomes, you know? Religious tomes? Except instead of big epic poems or whatever it’s debates, and think pieces and subreddits. Like, you could look at the internet as church in this case, right? But if, like, church is the internet, then your Nintendo Q Box is like fucking Mount Olympus or Heaven or whatever. Shit. Sorry. I said fuck again. When’s this going up again? I can take that again if you want an ad-friendly version. Oh. We’re done? Ah man I didn’t even get to the bigger pantheon. The matriarchal hierarchy thing? Yeah, I guess you can’t boil out a polyamorous polytheistic post-modern pop-surrealist theology into one little blurb. But I hope I gave you something good to work with! Are you gonna cut me that check right now, or- it’s in the mail? Cool. So, yeah, again, when’s this going up?