Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, the other, you most definitely have not. Are these lyrics as good as we think they are?

Check out "She" by Green Day here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc

Check out "The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io" here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk