Welcome to the Episode Description

We’re doing something a little different.

Hi. I’m MC Griffin. I’m an illustrator and designer at Elseware- the software and game developer that creates this very podcast. We’ve never had lengthy descriptions attached to our podcasts before, but my boss NIN, probably after some kind of loud argument with her brother, my other boss, and host of this podcast Griff Newcastle, told me that we need some text associated with these to boost SEO. Griff is a good boss. He’s certainly the kind of boss who’d like to read that he’s a good boss in a description delegated to be written by a subordinate who works directly under him. So, I want to do a good job on these. However, I don’t listen to his show, because I don’t play video games. I only own the systems that allow me to play games made by From Software, because I’m a nihilist and those games cultivate a feeling akin to Death’s embrace that soothes me and helps me sleep at night. Otherwise, my only other investment in video games is people care about the sapphic, proactive tattooed women in your drawings when they are in the vague shape of video game characters they already like. So, it should go without saying, I don’t listen to Griff’s dumb Sonic podcast. I didn’t even know it WAS a Sonic podcast. When he first told me about it, it was like a video game book club kind of deal, which is obviously a better idea, but I digress.

So, I was neglecting Griff’s show when it actually interested me a bit, I’m sure as hell not going to start listening now that it’s this fan fixation thing about a character I can’t begin to fain interest in. So instead, moving forward, I’m going to use these episode descriptions to let anybody interested in on what’s going on around the Elseware office. So look forward to that. We’ve got a game in the works, and brand new episodes of Elseware Presents: Sonic the Podcast coming too. But there’s other, weirder stuff in the works- a tabletop game, and -gasp- a website. A lot of what we have going on is too far off to really get into the nitty gritty on, but watch this space and you can expect to learn a lot more. Follow us on Instagram. That’s where we’re most active “@elseware_presents” and you can follow me “@realmcgriffin” if you want to see the stuff I’m up to when I’m not working here.

See you in the next nonsense

-Real MC Griffin