The day we hoped for and dreamed of had to eventually come: the day the Queen of the Eternal Newbie Greenhorns, Ms. S, left the employ of the "liberry." And when the day came, she went with barely a whimper, but a whole lot of whining.

What we didn't realize was the freeing her from the employ of the "liberry" freed her up for a new calling: fiction writer.

Also features the long sought-for 5th Grumpiest Old Man in All the World: William Shatner.