Wait a second. Did Samuel Beckett take over the podcast? Are the postmoderns truly having their way (which is not really a way, since "ways" are merely constructs of the prevalent social order) and is Zion's Finest descending into a morass of existential crisis?!

OF COURSE NOT.

We do, however, get the ever-brilliant Ryan Stripling from Arkansas to come on the podcast and give two--that's right, two--regionals reports from his forays into the middle of the United States. It is a harrowing tale which, parenthetically, is not told by an idiot, but instead, A GENIUS! BRACE YOURSELVES!

Ryan talks about how Rebels are the best (correct), why he loves Drokkatta so much (correct?), and why Jyn is overrated (CORRECT?!).

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Check out Ryan's EXCELLENT write-ups:

https://community.fantasyflightgames.com/topic/267659-omaha-regional-report/?tab=comments#comment-3172722

https://community.fantasyflightgames.com/topic/264779-2017-18-regionals-lists/?do=findComment&comment=3222277