Everyone has trouble losing the holiday pounds. Even Chester the (Potential) Molester. And when there's lard to lose, what's a prevert like Chester to do? Answer: Head on down to the local gym, where he can get in a workout while ogling short-short clad beauties, all while wearing his stupid little knit cap. Of course, those beauties don't usually take kindly to being ogled by the likes of Chester. And therein lies our story.

(Featuring a guest appearance by Parka)