We didn't have a lot of trouble when it came to lawbreakers and the "liberry." More often, our patrons were overzealous when it came to the law and its intricacies. But once in a while we were touched by the greasy caress of theft.

Today I present the tale of the theft of the library's laptop by thieves driven to crime by their own bashful bladders. I also show how our own Junior Clubhouse Detective work that ultimately confirmed the identities of the thieves in question.

(Featuring a cameo by Chester the (Potential) Molester.)