During the heyday of the "Attitude Era" in the '90s, Triple H (Paul Levesque) made his bones chopping at his boner and inciting any and all people to suck it as part of anti-authority faction, D-Generation X. In family comedy The Chaperone, Triple H eschews crotch chops and salami jokes for family reconciliation, Bionic Woman-esque fight scenes, and screen time with a litany of, "Oh, I've seen that person somewhere before" actors including Modern Family's Ariel Winter, Veronica Mars' Enrico Colantoni, and Lisa goddamn Simpson herself, Yeardley Smith. Was this movie as bad as the universally-reviled trailer would have you suggest? Tune in and find out!