Episode 034 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

It’s the Birthday Special! Don’t care about Ben? Err... maybe skip this episode?

Our first topic is karaoke. Specifically, the times you really tore the house down with your bad self.

“Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you”

You can thank Al for that.

Our second topic is A Day in the Life of the Stanley Cup. The least popular sport (let’s be honest) has the coolest f***ing trophy and Lex wants to know what all the panelists would do if they got to spend a day celebrating with it. Yes, he would defile it. As would Producer Dave, who needs something other than his participation trophies to bask in.

Our third topic pertains to taking television characters from different eras and sticking them in a show from another era. Art will do anything to keep Dawson Leery relevant. Hell, he used to fancy himself as a character from the show... until life hit him like a garbage truck, if it were to repeatedly back up and run over him again-and-again-and-again.

Our final topic is like the end of Ghostbusters (the good one!) where you get to pick the object of your demise. The fact that our birthday boy, Ben, picked such a grim topic is probably a cause for concern, but seeing as hardly anyone listens to this show to begin with, it’s like screaming into a vacuum.