Ahh, the Paris Agreement, the world's humanitarian and selfless endeavor to save the planet. Or is it? Zak Kadletz joins us today to unveil the truth about the Paris Agreement, how we've done since its installation, and where we're predicted to go. Spoiler alert: it ain't pretty.

Featuring: internalized capitalism, the Bachelor, and the simple and elegant design of the guillotine.

Disclaimer: murder is bad