Do you enjoy *borrowing* hand towels from megacorporations? How about stabbing yourself in the hand? Do you ever reference your past alcoholism with a euphemism?

If you answered yes to any of these, join a thieves' guild, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

Next week's recommendation: Listen to Capricorn by Vampire Weekend (or the entire album, if you're so inclined)

https://open.spotify.com/track/4oAGV7IADPWfkpk6aGQqZt?si=1e9edaa4d5f34433