Hi, or as the French are rumored to say, 'Bonjour'! Through a strange series of events we ended up MALLING in France- meaning Joselyn missed Kate who is studying abroad and Beaver Vending sponsored her trip(retroactively - we'll be billing you later). We had a blast in the Galerie, i.e. a French-ass mall.

We were of course disappointed in all the ways it wasn't the Ross Park Mall, but we were total troopers about it. Some great moments are in this episode, which we won't spoil, but just get ready for the following quotes:

"I got a boat. I'm got a baby. I'm fucking french!"

"What are you going to have a tiramisu without lady fingers?" "NOPE"

"I think French people are just savages, honestly"

"Crazy Frog is the national anthem of France."