Watch your head! Rapid-fire clown tires are honkin' off this clown car!

This episode is one of our best. How do we know this? We were there, dingus! Now you're here too! We're a family. This episode has way more clips than usual. That's why the clown car is on fire and the tires are coming off. It's a lot of internet to take in!

We broke claw-law. It was bound to happen to even careful pros like us. We explain the situation so you can learn from our mistakes and you don't make them yourself. Be careful out there.

Then we learn some shit about Chris's new favorite word: Goiter! Goiter! It just kicks ass. We learn shit from Sarabeth, though. Not Chris. Chris is stupid. I'm Chris. I type these. Just go with it.

Real flesh masks are terrifying! Wait and see! You'll definitely die from watching the videos of them. We did!

Then it's time for Kinda Funny Kinda Sad! A horny HIPAA violation and OF COURSE some people falling off of some shit. If the sad outweighs the funny for you, just skip it. We'll never know.

Then our MAIN EVENT! Chris and Sarabeth EACH get 3 suitors selected for their respective Fuck, Marry, Kill matches! That's 6 lovely individuals total! That means you have 6 videos to watch below so you can make your own educated decision. Get on it!

Then some cat videos. It's the internet. Cats.

We love you all so much thanks for listening.

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Where's My JUUL?

Watermelon Lady

Flesh Mask 01

Flesh Mask 02

Guys Falling Onto Other Guy In Snow

Old Man Wants Loving

Bouncing Up And Down Drinking That Oil Like Whoa

John McAfee

Gamecube Head

Clown Daddy

Witten

Old Time Smoke

ZodiacTwat.mp4

Cute Cat Meow

LOL KIDS SUCK



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