BOOM! BOOM! Oh no that's a clown battering ram blasting down your front door! The clowns are here! Honk those tits!

It's our first episode of 2020! So we're calling people. We call some of our listeners and wish them a happy new year. We also insult some of them that didn't answer. You know us by now, okay? It's not a surprise.

Look! We'll keep it short here because the world will probably end this year. Don't wear bibs! Even for sloppy seafood eat-fucks. It's bad. Sarabeth's gonna teach you something about fecal transplants so you don't leave this show dumber than when you walked in. You still might. Sorry.

A recipe! A sloppy shithole of a recipe that no one should ever make but a LOT of people have. Prepare your arteries.

Fedsmoker makes music. We play some of it. Please still listen to this episode.

Happy New Year and thank you all so much for supporting our show! Please tell a friend so we can be the best podcast we can. If we ever start making money we're totally gonna come up with a live show. We'll bring our filth right to your town and Chris will make out with you. ANYONE. NO LIMITS.

Love you all,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Blackface is Fine Guy

Fecal 01

Fecal 02

Fedsmoker The Musical

Hungry Like the Cigarette

Buchanan's 01

Buchanan's 02

Death by Flyboy

Bed Bath and Satan

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