In this “emotionally patched” episode, Chris and Paul roll out personal patch notes like it’s a major game update — except instead of fixing FPS drops, they’re fixing life habits.

The Leveled Up segment delivers peak stoner-gamer chaos, from spending hours making naked elf characters to rage quitting Mario Kart over a blue shell from a 6-year-old. Then the guys share their own bug fixes, like Chris changing his Black Myth skill tree to finally wreck a boss in one try, and Paul discovering rowing as his joint-friendly cardio after a nasty knee injury.

New features include journaling to calm insomnia brain loops, more protein in their diets to protect muscle gains, and building a dual-purpose home drum and workout studio. The High Court wraps up debating whether you should be able to publish patch notes on other people — spoiler: it depends if you like drama.