DJ Microwave and DJ Nightmariusz join Tech Ops Assistant Bridget for a philosophical talk about the best waffles. Deep within the syrup are the meaning of our impermanent lives and the evil of pancakes. We can't make cats fly, and caterpillars may be indestructible, but our local Potions Master Prateek may hold the answer to our questions.

Ending Song - Giraffe Tongue Orchestra: "Blood Moon"