This one has been 'in the can' for a while, so forgive our news for no longer being quite so newsworthy as when we first newsed it. But what's this making headlines in Metropolis? A spate of suspicious arsons, that's what. Also: the hierarchy of girls, Crisis on Infinite Depps, the deadliest catch with Craig David, mob choreography, the potent commercial power of titular apostrophisation, and the I-FBI.