Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and Jordan are joined by Allison Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes, funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah!