Welcome to An Apotheosis of a Bombast Episode 69 and this week we're getting all sex......... well, no.  We just couldn't.

But instead of loads and loads of sex and smut, Scott and Elton give you The Coppermans fights dragons, Russia and Qatar get the World Cup, dinosaurs in carvings and a China construction worker.

In news a woman claims she owns the sun, Penguins are in Hamleys and a woman has her snowman stolen.

We also check out the site 'I Kill Dragons'

Fingers crossed you'll enjoy it, 'cause ......... that's all we have for you right now.  Please keep in touch and spread the word you lovely lot.