Mike's bidet adventure last week was amazing, but was he in danger? Today, we bring on our first guest - a cyber security expert who discusses the likelihood and consequences of your toilet getting hacked. We also find out what happens when you get food poisoning on a 14-hour flight, and discuss some of the best - and worst - places to poop.

Theme music: I Feel Fantastic by Jonathan Coulton, http://www.jonathancoulton.com/