Zounds! It's a beautiful pumpkin spice morn and Tice is contemplating cow udders, but Jay brings distraction in the form of what may be called "Gutter-billy": a folk/metal track called "Y'all Motherfuckers Need Jesus" by the Goddamn Gallows, accompanied by a video of ass-kicking nuns. After Becca and Jay comment with their own experiences with nuns and the Catholic church, Tice re-lives his pre-podcast morning, but through a Shakesperean filter, with some dialogue coaching by Jay. Then Becca takes over with a couple of weird stories where something happens that just ain't right and seems to defy earthly explanation, which she calls "Glitches in the Matrix". But because at Between 2 Butts we promise to set the bar high-- just high enough to walk into-- we end with the game "One-Eighty-Five", which is all about things walking into bars.

Please also enjoy this full-length cut of "Y'all Motherfuckers Need Jesus", without nuns, unfortunately, but we promise to bring you that footage if we are able to find it again.