It’s that time of year, everyone! Considering we’re probably already in Santa’s “Don’t bother checking this year, I already know the answer” filter for the Naughty/Nice List, we decided to kick the raunch into overdrive this fine Christmas morning. Elves taking dumps? We’ve got ’em! Dominatrix Claus? Him too! The most delicious cumshot cookie you’ve ever tasted? Oh yeah, SO got it. Kevin, Kiki, Simon and I, along with the whole gang here at Bad Philosophy would all like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. Why, we even made you a BRAND NEW INTRO SEQUENCE! Sadly, we were unable to pick a suitable gift wrapping in time. Use your imagination…

This Week’s Post-Show Song Pimpage: “Chiron Beta Prime” by Jonathan Coulton