Episode 080 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Sit, Ubu, Sit. No, don’t shit on the floor!

Today’s Theme: Pets. Our cuddly (unless they’re amphibians or arachnids) critters that get oodles of pampering. Talk about the high life!

Our first topic is how many pets are too many. Lex has rescued more than his fair share of kittie cats, but he’s happy to say his house hasn’t appeared in a commercial (w/ background vocals from Sarah McLaughlin) yet. Fortunately, the only stench of feces comes from his very own commode.

Our second topic is the grossest thing our furry friends do. They eat turds and vomit (sometimes not even their own), so you’d think this would be done in one, but Cassy took us down an even darker path. Just don’t ask Producer Kenny pooch about the jar of chunky peanut butter in his house.

Our third topic is the topic of taxidermy: thoughtful or WTF? Because he’s a fan of the macabre and/or just a terrible person, Art wants to know how we feel about getting Man’s best friend stuffed in death. Suddenly, the peanut butter story in the last entry seems saccharin.

Our final topic is the funny quirks our furballs have. All jokes aside, we love our little jerks and consider them family. Especially Kelly, who dresses her cats in baby clothes and feeds them from a bottle. Remember folks, she’s not stuck in there with them… they’re stuck in there with her…