Episode 087 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

If the choice were listening to this podcast or getting eaten by a grizzly… well, take all the time you need.

Today’s Theme: Camping. You know, the thing we’ll all be doing more of (w/ our caravans) after the bombs start to fall in… 3… 2…

Our first topic is a special from one of our dim-witted hosts: Why? Lex has never been camping, so he doesn’t allure the rest of us weirdos have about it. Of course, he’s also led a sheltered life, so he hasn’t done a lot of things like jump out of an airplane, go zip lining, wipe his own ass, etc.

Our second topic is your fave spot to camp. Kelly isn’t picky over the location provided there’s ample opportunity to Glamp. Just kidding! That’s Producer Kenny. He isn’t going anywhere without the comfort and luxuries of his humble abode. Like his Discman Portable CD Player.

Our third topic is your culinary skills around the fire. Specifically, do you keep your food preparation simple or go all-out with a gourmet feast. Art’s knowledge would make the execs at Stouffer’s and Bamquet blush. Next step on his journey? Knocking those jerkoffs at Kid Cuisine down a peg.

Our final topic is the best camping story from your childhood. All the feels but with less repellent. Ryan’s involved the many (doomed) friends he met at Camp Crystal Lake. Which begs the question, how did Ryan escape from this location with his life? Unless… ki ki ki, ma ma ma…