In this episode, the guys discuss the formula for the perfect dating relationship.  Up next is NBA playoff scenarios, MVP talk, and the outstanding month of March for the Blazers. A new segment, "Headlines," premiered, where the guys discuss the complexity of the English language, Drake's new beef with 'Xxxtentacion' and other outlandish stories. Finally Zach & Mike touch on some NFL topics such as Colin Kaepernick being black balled, Jay Cutler's ass, and the lack of QBs in the top 10 of the mock draft.