Is planning a breakup with AI… unhinged or just efficient? Charlotte and Annabelle dig into two dating headlines that are making the rounds — from the rise of “Banksying” (strategic, premeditated breakups) to new research claiming couples who meet on dating apps are basically doomed 😬

We also tackle a wild mailbag situation involving:

• A long-term situationship
• A casually floated threesome
• And a man who immediately started DM’ing her friends (yikes)

In this episode:

• Are “Banksy breakups” emotionally cowardly or self-protective?
• Do app-based relationships actually suffer more than offline ones?
• When sexual openness backfires
• Whether a situationship can recover once the threesome door is opened
• How to explore non-monogamy without blowing up your social circle

Messy, nuanced, and very Peasant Party-coded.