New dating terms just dropped — and we’re tired already. Charlotte and Annabelle break down the latest relationship buzzwords taking over the internet, separating what’s actually useful from what’s just a shiny rebrand of old behavior.

We get into:

• Quantum Dating: freeing or emotionally avoidant?
• Floodlighting vs. real vulnerability
• Throning (dating for status) and why it never works
• Delusionships and how to tell if you’re in one
• Is it ever okay to Venmo request after a date?
• And… did a guy really get the ick because she took leftovers??

Chaotic, validating, and deeply unserious in the best way.