In this episode the boys get brine on the brain and consider fish: What are they? If you were to give them RPG mechanics, what would they be? Can the entire field of marine life taxonomy be bettered with a simple three stat array? Join us deep below the waves as we find out!

Head to Table is Thom Rawson and Tom Snowden. Check us out on Twitter at @headtotable or at headtotable.com.