Welcome to Literary Demerit, where we examine works of questionable literary merit. In our inaugural episode, we begin to cover My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fic considered by many to be the worst fanfiction of all time. This week we're covering the first five chapters of the story, in which we meet our protagonist Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and accompany her to a Good Charlotte concert with Draco Malfoy. Then we talk about the elephant in the room - the Rose Christo fiasco.

Content warnings for this episode include a hilariously vague sex scene, as well as a very brief and flippant mention of self-harm.