Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Government denies knowledge of strange 'UFO' over Japanese cityGiant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record'The Bold and the Beautiful' employs blow-up doll for love scenesMan with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attackDrunk monkey to spend life behind bars in IndiaMan on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penisFree Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This SummerGuinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong recordsSushi tacos now on sale in JapanStunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South AfricaFired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job backKosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox JewsCERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that's 100 kilometres longSmelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuationWomen less likely to date men with cats, study findsJoel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80The C.A.R.L.Y.—That's “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the FutureMan causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: Strawberries on a pizzaBotched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral