The episode that started it all. Lev introduces the show and talks to his fiancé. We meet conservative talk radio host Smarmy Gallivant and learn about a new salsa dance craze. Plus trivia and our first look at Bricolage's sponsors. The following songs and sound effects in this episode are used via Creative Commons Attribution v3.0:

1. “Epic Song” by Boxcat Games
2. "Opening para Songo 21" by Songo21

Theme song, sponsor song and trivia song by Alex Schiff.