An introduction to Four Sheets to the Wind (0:00-3:45). Corner One, Masters recap - is Patrick Reed fat? (3:45-14:45). Corner Two, Shohei Ohtani - is Chinese food good? (14:45-24:40). Corner Three, NFL Draft QB breakdown - OBJ to the Brownsđź‘€ (24:40-45:03). Corner Four, NBA rapid fire playoff predictions (45:03-59:35). Segments include Meme Stock Market, Cuck of the Week, and Meta Segment where we debate did John Havlicek know the Vietnam War was going on?