Did that gender-neutral Starbucks barista put your head in a tailspin because they had a rainbow pin strategically placed upon the lapel of their forest green apron? Do you not even know what the G in 2SLGBTQPNIA+ stands for? Does this acronym literally make you bury your head in the sand or scream out loud? This podcast is for all you Karens who don’t wanna be Karens about queer issues anymore, because your best friend just told you he is non-binary and you need to learn about what a binary even is. It’s for all you Garys that have a very outspoken lesbian daughter who has recently become radicalized and now you can’t have any conversations because she has the terminology to shut you the heck up. Strap in, because you are about to get the Queer Fundamentals, starting right from the beginning.

This episode, Sam and Chris do some Buzzfeed quizzes to tell them which Animal Crossing and Sailor Moon characters they each are. This is the best way possible to get to know someone, because Buzzfeed knows all. Because Chris had a PB&J this morning, Buzzfeed knew they were the Regina George of their friend group back in 2012. This episode is more chaotic than the Buzzfeed quiz landing page. See you next week!