On this, the inaugural episode of Hellovision, Chris, Casey, and Sean discuss Canada's stunning victory in the gold medal hockey game, the uncanny resemblance between the decorations in the closing ceremonies and the Fortress of Solitude, and England's medal in the crumpet toss.

Later, Chris professes his love for soaps about lawyers and polygamists, Casey defends Jack Bauer's honor, and Sean transplants Jersey Shore into the UK.