This is it. The first official episode of Leaving the Front Door — and we’re starting exactly where all great trauma begins… the locker room.

In this episode, I’m diving into the awkward, unspoken, slightly unhinged realities of shared locker rooms. We’re talking:

• The confidence of old men who refuse to wear towels
• The time I got accidentally peed on (yes, actually)
• The strange culture of hazing that somehow becomes “normal”
• And why locker rooms are truly a social experiment no one asked for

If you’ve ever avoided eye contact while aggressively changing into gym shorts… this episode is for you.

Welcome to the chaos. We’re leaving the front door — and apparently walking straight into the locker room.