Welcome to Nothing Matters, the podcast where we load the week's pop culture, political, and social garbage into the incinerator and use the energy to recharge our iPhones.

This week's topics:

- Miley Cyrus comes out as terrible

- Macklemore embraces that he is terrible

- Ashley Madison's army of chatbots are terrible

(Also terrible: an audio glitch during our first main segment. Apologies!)

Logo designed by Krystal Lauk (http://krystallauk.com/)

Music used by CC license, created by Blake Frederick (https://soundcloud.com/blakefrederick)