In this week's episode, we discuss the two-episode premiere of the new flagship Star Trek show, Starfleet Academy. We get straight into it with episode one (01:03), dissecting the ups and downs of the premiere and struggling to remember the names of several main characters, while also trying to figure out what the hell a tachyon is. We then get into episode two (34:27), our relief that this show seems to be real episodic Trek, and our feelings on the show going forward. We'll be back next Monday with our first movie, the 1997 classic Contact by Robert Zemeckis.