In this episode you can expect a vivacious introduction of what will become your favorite podcast past-time, a thrilling commentary on the impact of the Twilight series in times of crisis, and what Hogwarts houses the Twilight characters would be sorted into. 

Disclaimer: All opinions are mine, and they may very well not be accurate. If you are Stephanie Meyer or J.K. Rowling and you have qualms about my sorting, I am no sorting hat. Please facetime me and we can chat about it like adults. 

Another disclaimer: This episode contains subtle spoilers about a movie series that ended years ago. If you haven't seen it yet, please watch it. Or, at the very least, do not get angry about my spoilers.