She knew she should have put stealth mods on her mortar and pestle. Sigh. All this fuss over a little plague. New world, old world, these tiresome mortals never change. But “Aunty Agatha” — influencer of influencers, blogger and agony aunt extraordinaire— finds it hard to control things in this world and wants to go home for awhile. Travel restrictions have ruined her plans, but she hopes a call to share stories on a roleplaying site will yield another way home.

Credits

Story, narration and theme : Seana Kozar

Sound design and editing : Graham Bevan

Additional Audio Assets : freesound.org

S: https://freesound.org/people/DirectorWho/sounds/465455/ (The Cackle.mp3) by https://freesound.org/people/DirectorWho/ (DirectorWho) | License: Creative Commons 0

S: https://freesound.org/people/kellyconidi/sounds/218829/ (bones.WAV) by https://freesound.org/people/kellyconidi/ (kellyconidi) | License: Creative Commons 0

S: https://freesound.org/people/rickbuzzin/sounds/131315/ (Small-Jet-Flyover.wav) by https://freesound.org/people/rickbuzzin/ (rickbuzzin) | License: Creative Commons 0

S: https://freesound.org/people/TiredHippo/sounds/317386/ (Ocean Cruise Liner Ship) by https://freesound.org/people/TiredHippo/ (TiredHippo) | License: Creative Commons 0