At their second attempt (tut-tut Toto), Toto and David talk about their footballing past, explain 'Episode Minus One', answer a 'Question from the Clueless', and comment on the current state of the Premier League.

0:00 - Toto is an idiot and episode intro. // 3:05 - Introductions, who we are. // 8:14 - David and Toto’s background together (School and football). // 10:39 - Recap Episode Minus 1 (feat. David's mum) // 17:11 - Question from the Clueless: ”Why do we (and blokes in general) care so much about football?” // 23:30 - The current state of the Premier League.