Welcome to Altered Judgement! We finally hit the record button, and it immediately goes off the rails.

Episode Chapters:

00:00:00 Intro: Welcome to Altered Judgement

00:01:00 Origin Story: From the Parking Lot to the Mic

00:04:34 Hockey Talk: Flyers vs. Senators Recap

00:05:30 NHL Standings & Early Season Surprises

00:08:12 Shootout Strategy & Bobby Brink

00:09:44 Engine 19: The Dogfish Head Collab

00:10:52 News You Can’t Use: Japanese Butt Breathing

00:15:23 Wawa Parking Lot & Road Rage Survival

00:19:21 Satisfying Road Justice Stories

00:20:40 Comparing Drivers: Jersey, Carolina, & Beyond

00:23:05 The Great Roundabout Debate

00:27:30 Road Rage & Kindness Thumbs Up

00:29:43 The Destination Parking Struggle

00:32:28 Parking Lot Pet Peeves & The Beamer Rule

00:35:00 Gen Alpha Slang: Decoding "67"

00:38:51 Why Time Feels Faster as You Get Older

00:41:21 News You Can’t Use: Diego the Sex Turtle

00:43:32 Wrapping Up: Future Holiday Plans

00:46:25 Closing Thoughts: All Hail the Sex Turtle