First five minutes is a bunch of nonsense.

Then so is the remaining too-much time, but there's a section in there that's almost going in one direction before the crows make a break for it.

Ostensibly we're talking about episode 1 of the show Wayne, the hidden gem of a show that Corwin is convinced hides secrets to happiness and true freedom from all miseries.

Jesse and Fabian are great, Corwin is insufferable throughout.

Temporary cover art shamelessly stolen from user Specimenz Etsy page simply because it won't let me proceed without something.  They've got a lot of cool stuff, it looks like.