Join Jane and Johnny Smut as they navigate the outlandish world of romance in this season one campaign reboot. (Look, we decided to start using pseudonyms cuz we have jobs and stuff.) In this episode, we are joined by the infamous Roxxxy and Dr. Wally Balls as we discuss plesiosaurus anatomy. It's not an episode for our conservative paladins, so if you're afraid of sand crotch or frothy cocktails, maybe wait for a boring episode. Spoilers will be discussed, as well as each sexy scene, so enter at your own perverted peril. This is SMUT QUEST!

Intro: Let's Talk Smut by SuperNatural Bird

Outtro: The Loch Ness Monster by Geoff Castellucci